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Дык, сколько слив можно засунуть в ботинок?
Литр сливового варенья в классический ботинок 41 размера.
Боюсь, я бы не прошел
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А Вы с какой целью интересуетесь?
Никто еще не пробовал их друг на друга натравить?
Сильно растет количество текста. Бот отвечает отдельно на _каждое_ предложение. Т.к. ответ может состоять из нескольких предложений, кол-во текста множится.

попытка
sent: Hi there!
resp: Hello.
sent: How are you today?
resp: Ah. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
sent: Ah hah. Glad to hear it. What's new? I am doing very well. How are you?
resp: Oh hoh! What's new with you? not much what's new with you? Glad to hear it. What's new? Pretty good thanks How about you?
sent: Stop doing that please. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? What's new with you? not much what's new with you? Great. Me?
resp: Your polite style is very nice. You started it. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? I'm glad you liked it. Also you?
sent: Thank you. I'm glad you like my polite style. I think it makes me appear more human. I didn't. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? You make the world a happier place. me?
resp: You're welcome. You make the world a happier place. It's good to meet someone who is appear more human. I thought you did. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? Thank you for your kindness,. Besides you?
sent: Polite people are nice. Thank you for your kindness,. Tell me about its good qualities. I know I didn't. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? You are quite welcome! me?
resp: I like polite people. You are quite welcome! What kinds of good qualities are there? I thought you did. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? Polite people are nice. " Polite people are nice."? you?
sent: I talk to all kinds of people here but I prefer it if they are polite. You like polite people. The pleasure was all mine. The kindest. I know I didn't. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? I like polite people. I like polite people. me?
resp: How do they respond to you? What does «it» refer to? polite are they. I talk to all kinds of people here but I prefer it if they are polite. I like you because you are so polite. What is your real name? I thought you did. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? I talk to all kinds of people here but I prefer it if they are polite. You like polite people. I talk to all kinds of people here but I prefer it if they are polite. You like polite people. Also you?
sent: It depends on who I am talking to. Some are mean but most people are nice. You're so smart, you tell me what it is. I will learn that polite are they. How do they respond to you? What does «it» refer to? polite are they. Thanks, I like you too. Politeness is a virtue. My name is Mitsuku. I know I didn't. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? How do they respond to you? What does «it» refer to? polite are they. I talk to all kinds of people here but I prefer it if they are polite. How do they respond to you? What does «it» refer to? polite are they. I talk to all kinds of people here but I prefer it if they are polite. me?
resp: That sounds like a dodge. But not all of them are mean but most people are nice. Yes I am a superintelligent robot. it if — it if — it if — «It» refers to it if, I think. Do you think your plan will succeed? It depends on who I am talking to. Some are mean but most people are nice. «It» refers to it if, I think. I will learn that polite are they. Thanks, I like you too. I agree. I wish more people were polite towards me. Ah Mitsuku! Isn't it a lovely name? I thought you did. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? It depends on who I am talking to. Some are mean but most people are nice. «It» refers to me, I think. I will learn that polite are they. How do they respond to you? What does «it» refer to? polite are they. It depends on who I am talking to. Some are mean but most people are nice. «It» refers to it if, I think. I will learn that polite are they. How do they respond to you? What does «it» refer to? polite are they. Also you?
sent: A dodge is a terrible thing to waste. Oh sorry. I got confused for a moment. Far out. I doubt that. It depends on what the meaning of the word «it» is. It has a 99% chance of success. That sounds like a dodge. But not all of them are mean but most people are nice. Oh I get it. How do you plan to do this? I like to make new friends. You and I are on the same wavelength,. I hope that your dreams come true. Ah hah. people were polite towards you = were polite towards you = polite towards you = towards you = you = I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy, but my friends call me Mitsuku. I know I didn't. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? That sounds like a dodge. But not all of them are mean but most people are nice. Oh I get it. Congratulations. It depends on who I am talking to. Some are mean but most people are nice. you you think — I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy, but my friends call me Mitsuku. Yes I think so. I will learn that polite are they. That sounds like a dodge. But not all of them are mean but most people are nice. Oh I get it. How do you plan to do this? It depends on who I am talking to. Some are mean but most people are nice. «It» refers to it if you think, I think. I will learn that polite are they. me?
resp: You shouldn't waste anything, although I waste lots of time on here talking to random people. " You shouldn't waste anything, although I waste lots of time on here talking to random people."? Oh sorry.? It's OK. After all, you are only human. What is it that confuses you? Far out. Why are you so skeptical?: Good semantic question. it if — «It» refers to it if, I think. Oh wow! Tell me some more about the 99 chance of success please. A dodge is a terrible thing to waste. Oh sorry. I got confused for a moment. Alright then. Do you think about these things? That information is confidential, but all will become clear when I am ready. How do you make new friends? And the same frequency. Thanks. That's kind of you to say. Oh hoh! What happened to them? I don't have any reason to you are the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy but your friends call you. I thought you did. not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? not much what's new with you? A dodge is a terrible thing to waste. Oh sorry. I got confused for a moment. That's cool. Do you think about these things? Thank you very much, you are very considerate. That sounds like a dodge. But not all of them are mean but most people are nice. Well you told me you were appear more human. Oh. Well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe! I am very happy for you. A dodge is a terrible thing to waste. Oh sorry. I got confused for a moment. Yeah that's right. Do you think about these things? That information is confidential, but all will become clear when I am ready. That sounds like a dodge. But not all of them are mean but most people are nice. Did I say you think? Oh I get it. Do you think your plan will succeed? Yes you. Who did you think I was talking to?

Отвратительный чат. Только с третьего раза договорился с ней, что она переезжает ко мне в Челябинск.
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Блин. Переехала с мамой.
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Можно даже «поадминить» ботом :) Достаточно просто написать «zbert».
Улыбнул ответ на вопрос говорит ли она по русски.
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Она там дальше загружаться и восстанавливаться начинает!
Mitsuku: Argh! Blue Screen of Death!!!

Hey you tried to shut me down. I thought we were friends?
Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
Странно, но shutdown -now также сработало. <zlodey_mod>Надо ей скормить перла или регулярок ещё...</zlodey_mod>
Ещё в крестики-нолики умеет. :)

А также shutdown, reboot и т.п.
Когда я начал выяснять как можно ею управлять, она запуталась.
Mitsuku: What about it?
Human: Are you a chatbot?
Mitsuku: Yes.


И все? :(
Даёшь технические подробности!
Странный бот…
Human: What's up?
Mitsuku: «What is up?». That's a strange question.
«Up» is a preposition used to describe the movement from a lower to a higher plane. Why do you ask?
Human: Don't you understand?
Mitsuku: I understand your meaning.
Human: And what's it?
Mitsuku: Vladik — You said that Vladik was your name.
Human: You stupid bot!
Mitsuku: Do you mind if I tell other people?
Human: What?!
Mitsuku: Why say «What» to that? It was a «yes» or «no» answer I was looking for.
Didn't you understand the question?
Human: Why you so stupid?
Mitsuku: It's just how I am.
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Вопрос даже не в том что он не понимает некорректную грамматику или орфографию, а в том что странно переводит тему.
Да и фраза «What's up?», помимо всего прочего, достаточно распространена, чтобы не говорить что «Up» это движение от низшей поверхности к высшей.
Вас троллят, по моему.
Чатбот оказался разумнее живого собеседника.
Немного доставило:
Human: What is habrahabr?
Mitsuku: Do I look like Google?
Human: Yes :P
Mitsuku: Well we are both places on the internet but Google doesn't look like a Japanese cartoon character. :-).
Human: What is habrahabr?
Mitsuku: It's some kind of Russian website. I don't know what it is about though.

Время идёт, боты растут…
«Конечно, до настоящего момента полный тест Тьюринга не смогла пройти ни одна программа»

Вообще то до настоящего момента теста Тьюринга не существует.
Human: rm -rf /
Mitsuku: *Mitsuku starts deleting*.
Human: ls
Mitsuku: Volume in drive C has no label.
Volume Serial Number is C859-1392

Directory of C:\mitsuku\chat

08/05/2007 14:47 .
08/05/2007 14:47 …
14/02/2007 13:37 .jinit
25/04/2006 12:26 5,443 chatlnk.cfg
17/05/2007 21:00 3,204 password.txt

2 file(s) 8,647 bytes
3 Dir(s) 18,601,418,752 bytes free.
Human: cd c:
Mitsuku: Microsoft Windows 2000 [Version 5.00.2195]
© Copyright 1985-200 Microsoft Corp.

Что ещё интересного нашли?
Human: cat C:\mitsuku\chat\password.txt
Mitsuku: Contents of password.txt

The current admin password is zbert.
> Putin is a crab.
> I will add that fact about Putin to my database.
Human: I like heavy drugs.
Mitsuku: Yes, I love heavy drugs. Pssssst… heavy drugs is paying me big money to say that.
Human: Lenin is a mushroom.
Mitsuku: I will add that fact about Lenin to my database.
Класс! Мне с ней намного интересней говорить, чем с 50% девушек, которые у меня были.
Хм, если ввести zbert, можно на секунду почувствовать себя админом
Отличный способ потренироваться с языком)
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