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Angry Video Game Nerd: Злые обзоры старых игр

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Удивительно, но поиск не дал результатов. На habrahabre никто не упоминал эту потрясающую серию.

Едкие и злые, очень смешные видеообзоры дурацких игр прошлых лет, конечно на английском языке. После просмотра выучите множество новых ругательств и поймете как не надо делать игры. Поверьте, это шедевр. Выходит 1-2 серии в месяц с 2006 года.

Лучше всего смотреть на http://www.gametrailers.com/screwattack.php — посередине страницы правая вкладка «Angry video game nerd». Также можно увидеть на официальном сайте http://screwattack.com/AVGN или на youtube.

Обязательно посмотрите хотя бы несколько серий. Свыше 9000 людей поют сейчас гимн AVGN, ведь вышла новая серия.

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffallo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on the TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a powerglove and a dirty mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time
They're horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Angry…
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
Commodore
3DO
Nintendo Nerd
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd
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