The internet is for porn

В продолжение актуальной темы и ради поддержки утопленного в минусах Pozitronov'а ставший классическим номер из бродвейского мюзикла Avenue Q (если вдруг кто не видел)



KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!
KATE
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!
KATE
It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!
KATE
TREKKIE

TREKKIE MONSTER
The internet is for porn
KATE
TREKKIE!
TREKKIE MONSTER
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE MONSTER
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
Treee-kkie!
TREKKIE MONSTER
Oh hello KATE monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE MONSTER
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE MONSTER
Me no talkie
KATE
Good

I'm glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE MONSTER
For por-oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE MONSTER
For — KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE MONSTER
FOR PORN!!!

TREKKIE!
TREKKIE MONSTER
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE MONSTER
The internet if for porn!
KATE
TREKKIE!
TREKKIE MONSTER
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That's gross you're a pervert
TREKKIE MONSTER
Ah, sticks and stones KATE monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE MONSTER
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE MONSTER
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE MONSTER
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry KATE
TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!!

TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB
That's correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And PRINCETON], you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Oh, but KATE-
What you think he do.. .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I'm leaving!
TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE MONSTER AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE MONSTER
The internet is for

TREKKIE MONSTER AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE MONSTER AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE MONSTER
YEAH!


update: вот тут — www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo — младший, и даже более известный, брат этого номера, в постановке игроков в WoW.