«Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong.»
© American History X, David McKenna.

«This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.»
© Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk.

«On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero.»
© Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk.

«You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.»
© Clerks, Kevin Smith

«Dante Hicks: You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Randal Graves: Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. „I'm not even supposed to be here today.“ You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?»
© Clerks, Kevin Smith

«The things you own end up owning you.»
© Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk, Jim Uhls.

«My Father taught me how to be a man – and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda of dominance. He taught me that a real man doesn’t take, he gives; he doesn’t use force, he uses logic; doesn’t play the role of trouble-maker, but rather, trouble-shooter; and most importantly, a real man is defined by what’s in his heart, not his pants.

My Father taught me to respect men and women alike. But women more.

He also taught me that — no matter what — your wife is always right. And if she’s not, allow her the illusion that she is.

My Father taught me to not be judgmental, and instead, simply accept the fact that most people are idiots.»
© Kevin Smith