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Там, уже по моему половина Хабра тусуется, а не уругвайские космонавты)
Я пока еще ни разу на русскоговорящих не попадал там.
Я попал один раз. Он пытался потроллить меня на тему того, что он-де живет в самой большой и могущественной стране, а я жалкий тупой иностранец-потребыдло. Я его выслушал и беспощадно поздоровался и послал на юг на русском.
а мне сразу попался :p
наткнулся на чувака из Таганрога =). Вот было удивления…
Во-во одни америкосы. Нужно свойский такой сервак делать. :)
господа, вконтакт подтягивается :)
Там раньше 80% с форчана было, сейчас не знаю, может им надоело
ага, в подтверждение этому:
Stranger: a boy from russia, age 35-50
Stranger: thats my choice
наверно, мы уже и тайванцев обогнали))
Stranger: a boy from russia, age 35-50
Stranger: thats my choice
наверно, мы уже и тайванцев обогнали))
Сразу как зашел — попал на парня из Хабра…
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меня послали :(
Тебя послал spyfzm )))
Пошел вспоминать английский :)
Уже минут 20 разговариваю со студентом из Тайвани, через Google Translate, который на этом сайте пытается учить английский=)
Грустно, ресурс такой забавный, а плюсиков так мало…
Все там просто прикалываются как я понял) а так то идея ничо
А является ли прокрастинацией, чтение статьи про прокрастинацию?
Философский вопрос, да. Давайте считать, что чтение статей нужно как раз для того, чтобы знать, где прокрастинация, а где нет. А то, может быть, я всю жизнь по два часа в день тратил на то, чтобы сделать фотографию плинтуса в коридоре, проявить её в маленькой лаборатории в чулане, а потом наклеить там же на стену — и тут вдруг натыкаюсь на статью, где написано, что фотографирование плинтуса — это бесполезная трата времени. Получается, не зря читал, теперь буду по два часа экономить каждый день.
Stranger: LOL i procatinate alot
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Извените не удержался…
Stranger: I AM JAPAN
You: I am habrahabr
Stranger: what the hell
Stranger: that's not even a word
Stranger: or a country for that matter
Stranger: that's just silly.
Stranger: What the bloody hell.
Stranger: You have lost the game.
Stranger: I AM JAPAN
You: I am habrahabr
Stranger: what the hell
Stranger: that's not even a word
Stranger: or a country for that matter
Stranger: that's just silly.
Stranger: What the bloody hell.
Stranger: You have lost the game.
От меня одно:
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: where u from?
You: RU and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: where u from?
You: RU and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Грустно как то…
Да всё хорошо, нормально общаюсь. Скорей всего человек из России был )
как то чувак из Турции стучался ко мне в скайп недели две, но так уж получалось, что всегда не вовремя. в итоге как то совпал мой свободный вечер с его звонком. в итоге проговорили минут 40(их акцент, дай бог терпения))) и только после он задал вопрос о моём местожительстве. РАША, гордо сказал я))) Турок попращался, бросил трубку(наверно так мы их достали со своими отпусками :D ), с тех пор я его не видел)
Stranger: Sweden, how about your destination?
You: Kazakhstan
Stranger: That sir, is a lie. Good day.
O_o
You: Kazakhstan
Stranger: That sir, is a lie. Good day.
O_o
От меня:
Stranger: hi
You: рш
You: hi
Stranger: Русский, что ли?)
You: Угадааааал!
Stranger: hi
You: рш
You: hi
Stranger: Русский, что ли?)
You: Угадааааал!
Очевидно же, он просто посмотрел Бората )
подавляющее число собеседников заканчивает общение после Kazakhstan. Начал говорить что в России живу. Тут же поперло про снег и Сибирь. Дикие люди )
Это у них после Борат-а они думают что Kazakhstan это выдумка :)
Stranger: hey
You: привет
Stranger: what?
You: sorry
You: rusland
Stranger: female?
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ощущение что меня хотели изнасиловать :)
You: привет
Stranger: what?
You: sorry
You: rusland
Stranger: female?
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ощущение что меня хотели изнасиловать :)
Stranger: hello
Stranger: can you do me a favor?
You: don't bother you lost the game
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Stranger: can you do me a favor?
You: don't bother you lost the game
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
вот этот stranger сказал мне, что он из Кореи
а у меня вон что:
Stranger: stalking people is your job?
Stranger: unless you're in the FBI or something
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: not your job
Stranger: stalking people is your job?
Stranger: unless you're in the FBI or something
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: not your job
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Нужен русский аналог, мне 3 китайца подряд попались с их иероглифами ))
Кстати, да. Не плохо было бы кроме нажатия кнопочки «Start a chat», предлагать выбрать язык общения.
А по-моему весь прикол в том, что о собеседнике до начала ты ничего не знаешь и человек для тебя действительно незнакомый.
Это и привлекает.
Это и привлекает.
Спасибо что напомнили про этот сервис, одно время зависал там иногда :)
а чат-бота еще никто не догадался прикрутить?
Asl?
прикольно
Очень общительный человек попался. Не зная пола друг друга, мы начали играть в игру «Отгадай откуда я по вопросам на да-нет». Было очень забавно, увлекательно и по-дружески…
Но вдруг (через 45 минут!) мы выяснили, что меня зовут Денис, а он — Рикардо… Через секунду «It's too late. I'll go to bed.» — «Yes, me too. Bye» ))))
За это всегда ненавидел английский — нельзя понять пол)))
Но вдруг (через 45 минут!) мы выяснили, что меня зовут Денис, а он — Рикардо… Через секунду «It's too late. I'll go to bed.» — «Yes, me too. Bye» ))))
За это всегда ненавидел английский — нельзя понять пол)))
У кого-то в блоге прочитал, что при упоминании того, что ты русский, партнер сразу отключается.
Поэкспериментировал тогда (неделю назад где-то) — 4 из 6 человек отключились сразу же после упоминания слова «Россия».
Поэкспериментировал тогда (неделю назад где-то) — 4 из 6 человек отключились сразу же после упоминания слова «Россия».
В тегах не хватает самого названия сервиса. А вообще, я был удивлен, что не нашел в течении пары недель до сегодняшнего дня никакой информации по нему на хабре.
Спасибо автору. Никогда не слышал про этот сайт. Залип на пару часов. Вспомнились времена когда по аське искались иностранцы для беседы )
/b/tards и anon атаковали omegle. Каждый второй человек пытается троллить. Вообщем весело :)
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UPLOADING TROJAN_demunXxX.EXE
UPLOADING TROJAN_restall.EXE
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….UPLOAD COMPLETE!!!
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UPLOADING TROJAN_99.93IX.EXE
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UPLOADING TROJAN_demunXxX.EXE
UPLOADING TROJAN_restall.EXE
UPLOADING TROJAN_windows.EXE
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UPLOADING TROJAN_windowsVISTA.EXE
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….UPLOAD COMPLETE!!!
Или:
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Зато подняло настроение:
Stranger: are you a trap? like a femboy?
You: lol
Stranger: really
Stranger: i'm looking for one
You: nope sry dude
Stranger: makes me not feel gay
Stranger: okay later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: are you a trap? like a femboy?
You: lol
Stranger: really
Stranger: i'm looking for one
You: nope sry dude
Stranger: makes me not feel gay
Stranger: okay later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Кстати, я вот недавно только узнал, что «trap» (ловушка) — это транссексуал.
Межконтинентальные посылашки друг друга.
From Belarus действует как 'иди на...'. Еще как всегда в подобных местах половина озабоченных.
засосало
Все либо с Тайваня, либо спрашивают про пол =)
*has gone to learn English
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: YOU
You: пошел ты
You: в попу таких как ты
Stranger: NO FUCKIN WAY
Stranger: IT'S THE RUSKIES
Stranger: IN SOVIET RUSSIA
Stranger: MUDKIP LIEKS UUUUUUUU
Stranger: :'(
ну вот и поговорили. не успел я излуть душу и договориться завхатить планету. чьёрд
Stranger: YOU
You: пошел ты
You: в попу таких как ты
Stranger: NO FUCKIN WAY
Stranger: IT'S THE RUSKIES
Stranger: IN SOVIET RUSSIA
Stranger: MUDKIP LIEKS UUUUUUUU
Stranger: :'(
ну вот и поговорили. не успел я излуть душу и договориться завхатить планету. чьёрд
Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hihihihi
You: рш
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: where are you?
Stranger: south korea
You: Russia
Stranger: wow
You: wow
You: )))
Stranger: did you hear the news? in korea
You:
about the bombings?
Stranger: no, another
You: no
Stranger: all korean is sad
Stranger: former president's dead
You: commiserative :(
Stranger: T.T
Stranger: whre do you live in?
You:
well taking into account the crisis
Stranger: crisis?
You: translation problems :)
You: world economic crisis
Stranger: i dont understand
Stranger: i understaen
Stranger: im really worried
Stranger: especially korea.
You:
as you have the weather?
Stranger: bye time to good bye
Stranger: bye~
Узнал что умер их президент О_о
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hihihihi
You: рш
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: where are you?
Stranger: south korea
You: Russia
Stranger: wow
You: wow
You: )))
Stranger: did you hear the news? in korea
You:
about the bombings?
Stranger: no, another
You: no
Stranger: all korean is sad
Stranger: former president's dead
You: commiserative :(
Stranger: T.T
Stranger: whre do you live in?
You:
well taking into account the crisis
Stranger: crisis?
You: translation problems :)
You: world economic crisis
Stranger: i dont understand
Stranger: i understaen
Stranger: im really worried
Stranger: especially korea.
You:
as you have the weather?
Stranger: bye time to good bye
Stranger: bye~
Узнал что умер их президент О_о
написал, что из России так чувака сразу понесло про КГБ, про медведей и водку… стереотипы
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: in korea age
Stranger: how about u?
You: do you have different calendar???
Stranger: well, in western
Stranger: new-born babies are 0 years old
Stranger: right?
You: yes
Stranger: but in korea they are 1 years old.
You: ))) funny, never knew
Stranger: 21
Stranger: in korea age
Stranger: how about u?
You: do you have different calendar???
Stranger: well, in western
Stranger: new-born babies are 0 years old
Stranger: right?
You: yes
Stranger: but in korea they are 1 years old.
You: ))) funny, never knew
Stranger: hey
You: привет
Stranger: NO RUSSIANS ALLOWED
Stranger: U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A
You: привет
Stranger: NO RUSSIANS ALLOWED
Stranger: U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A
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You: Hi)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no
Stranger: 19 f
Stranger: wanna see me?
You: No)
You: It doesn't matter, who are you)
Stranger: urooj.co.cc
Stranger: visit my site
You: And what's next?
Stranger: have u seen me?
You: Yes. I'm afraid, yes.
You: Goodbye
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no
Stranger: 19 f
Stranger: wanna see me?
You: No)
You: It doesn't matter, who are you)
Stranger: urooj.co.cc
Stranger: visit my site
You: And what's next?
Stranger: have u seen me?
You: Yes. I'm afraid, yes.
You: Goodbye
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У меня так вообще ролевая игра вышла с какой-то Кристи из Колорадо
Stranger: M-master, hello…
You: Hi stranger
Stranger: How are you, master?
You: My life is wonderful
Stranger: Oh, I'm so glad to hear that, master!
You: What have led you for me?
Stranger: I am here only to serve you, master.
You: But why I should accept you in my life?
Stranger: Please, accept me!
Stranger: I just want to serve you!
You: Hmm, you should to prove your loyalty
Stranger: What shall I do for you, master?
You: Go there, do not know where. Bring it, I do not know that.
Stranger: I will bring you that which you do not know!
Stranger: I have brought you a honeydew, master…
You: wheeew. wht this?
Stranger: It is delicious!
Stranger: Please eat it.
You: Are you trying to poison me, don't you are?
Stranger: No!
Stranger: No I am not!
Stranger: I just want master to have good food…
You: Master don' need in delicious food. I can be full by a small amount of water and three little nuts
Stranger: Alright!
Stranger: I shall bring you water and three nuts, master.
You: That's another deal. Bring me a spring water from Himalayas mountains
Stranger: I will, master!
Stranger: It took me many days…
Stranger: But I have your water…
You: I''ll be waiting you here
Stranger: Master…
Stranger: I have returned with the water…
You: Just at time. I'm very hungry
You: It's great water. I'm feeling how my body feeling with godness power
You: I accepting you. Now you proved me that you are worthy to be my disciple
Stranger: Thank you, master…
Stranger: I… I am so honored…
Stranger: I wish to hold you, master…
You: Not now. I must satisfied that you really serve it
You: But I see a great power in you. I think that's take not much time
Stranger: I see, master…
Stranger: I'm so happy!
Stranger: I am glad you think I am a good servant.
You: Not so good at this time. But if you applies all yours…
Stranger: What shall I do now?
You: Go in the stables. And make it clean. And now i need some meditation for a week.
And remember: Not the master selects a servant, but a servant selects master.
You: Thank's for a great role play, but I need to do so work. What's your name? Where are you from?
Stranger: My name is Christie
Stranger: I am from Colorado
Stranger: M-master, hello…
You: Hi stranger
Stranger: How are you, master?
You: My life is wonderful
Stranger: Oh, I'm so glad to hear that, master!
You: What have led you for me?
Stranger: I am here only to serve you, master.
You: But why I should accept you in my life?
Stranger: Please, accept me!
Stranger: I just want to serve you!
You: Hmm, you should to prove your loyalty
Stranger: What shall I do for you, master?
You: Go there, do not know where. Bring it, I do not know that.
Stranger: I will bring you that which you do not know!
Stranger: I have brought you a honeydew, master…
You: wheeew. wht this?
Stranger: It is delicious!
Stranger: Please eat it.
You: Are you trying to poison me, don't you are?
Stranger: No!
Stranger: No I am not!
Stranger: I just want master to have good food…
You: Master don' need in delicious food. I can be full by a small amount of water and three little nuts
Stranger: Alright!
Stranger: I shall bring you water and three nuts, master.
You: That's another deal. Bring me a spring water from Himalayas mountains
Stranger: I will, master!
Stranger: It took me many days…
Stranger: But I have your water…
You: I''ll be waiting you here
Stranger: Master…
Stranger: I have returned with the water…
You: Just at time. I'm very hungry
You: It's great water. I'm feeling how my body feeling with godness power
You: I accepting you. Now you proved me that you are worthy to be my disciple
Stranger: Thank you, master…
Stranger: I… I am so honored…
Stranger: I wish to hold you, master…
You: Not now. I must satisfied that you really serve it
You: But I see a great power in you. I think that's take not much time
Stranger: I see, master…
Stranger: I'm so happy!
Stranger: I am glad you think I am a good servant.
You: Not so good at this time. But if you applies all yours…
Stranger: What shall I do now?
You: Go in the stables. And make it clean. And now i need some meditation for a week.
And remember: Not the master selects a servant, but a servant selects master.
You: Thank's for a great role play, but I need to do so work. What's your name? Where are you from?
Stranger: My name is Christie
Stranger: I am from Colorado
Надо сервис забацать для логов, а то иногда хочется поделится. Я последний раз, можно?
You: Hello
Stranger: yooooooooooooooooooooooo wut up~
You: wwaaazzzzzzzaaaaaaaa.
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaaha~~~~~~~~~
You: ahbrahabarbharhbrharbrahabr
Stranger: what is that lol
You: just some screaming
Stranger: oh well yeah it is time to scream good happy friday is finally here
Stranger: oops it's actually Saturday now
You: We already live in good sunny Saturday :-P
Stranger: wow that's nice!!! so where are you from?
You: Russia
Stranger: Arshavin!!!
Stranger: sorry that is always my first impression about Russia
You: I'm not interesting in football as well
You: It's ok
Stranger: oops sorry~~~
Stranger: second thing is~~~~~~~~~~~~~Vodlka~!!!
Stranger: you must love this one do you lol
You: which stereotypes about Russia you can remember
You: not, i'm not
Stranger: ouch…
You: just beer for some times
Stranger: oh well I guess today is not my day hahaha
You: Vodka only on birthdays and others big holidays
You: and where are you from?
Stranger: me
Stranger: sorry I've been away for a little cause my roomate was asking me for something
You: Ok
Stranger: so.....I am from San diego a city in USA
Stranger: talking about stereotypes.........I don't know cause I've never met people form Russia before
Stranger: but I like the language it sounds interesting
You: Hello
Stranger: yooooooooooooooooooooooo wut up~
You: wwaaazzzzzzzaaaaaaaa.
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaaha~~~~~~~~~
You: ahbrahabarbharhbrharbrahabr
Stranger: what is that lol
You: just some screaming
Stranger: oh well yeah it is time to scream good happy friday is finally here
Stranger: oops it's actually Saturday now
You: We already live in good sunny Saturday :-P
Stranger: wow that's nice!!! so where are you from?
You: Russia
Stranger: Arshavin!!!
Stranger: sorry that is always my first impression about Russia
You: I'm not interesting in football as well
You: It's ok
Stranger: oops sorry~~~
Stranger: second thing is~~~~~~~~~~~~~Vodlka~!!!
Stranger: you must love this one do you lol
You: which stereotypes about Russia you can remember
You: not, i'm not
Stranger: ouch…
You: just beer for some times
Stranger: oh well I guess today is not my day hahaha
You: Vodka only on birthdays and others big holidays
You: and where are you from?
Stranger: me
Stranger: sorry I've been away for a little cause my roomate was asking me for something
You: Ok
Stranger: so.....I am from San diego a city in USA
Stranger: talking about stereotypes.........I don't know cause I've never met people form Russia before
Stranger: but I like the language it sounds interesting
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Зашел… И первый же собеседник спроси «pretty pussy?».
Черт… Я даже не знал что ответить…
Черт… Я даже не знал что ответить…
прикольно, только редко с кем получается нормально поговорить)
Пошел рассказывать про русскую мафию и медведей с балалайками на улицах.
И тут одни корейцы
Stranger: for not leaving when others would have
Stranger: most would of left when I put hugs you up and then again when I said Im 15
Stranger: for that you have my thanks
бояццо
Stranger: most would of left when I put hugs you up and then again when I said Im 15
Stranger: for that you have my thanks
бояццо
меня вот напрягает такого рода
Stranger: 16 m usa looking for unconditional nude girl photos
You: pff
Stranger: 16 m usa looking for unconditional nude girl photos
You: pff
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You:?
Stranger: male?
You: yep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You:?
Stranger: male?
You: yep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Йессс! нашел американца, который не считает русских большими злыми медведями)
Stranger: hey
You: пыщщ
Stranger: Type faster, russian man, I want to scare you
You: Heh))))
You: You are the first who are nor scared of russian)
Stranger: That's odd. it's not that frightenning, as far as languagess go
You: I mean, not scared of russian man)
Stranger: Oh, well, I don't know. I've only ever met one russian native.
You: And you don't believe TV? You are great)
Stranger: Ha, yeah, TV says russians are big, scary, nationalists.
You: Omg
You: Where is this television?)
Stranger: America. It's just in action movies and such.
Stranger: hey
You: пыщщ
Stranger: Type faster, russian man, I want to scare you
You: Heh))))
You: You are the first who are nor scared of russian)
Stranger: That's odd. it's not that frightenning, as far as languagess go
You: I mean, not scared of russian man)
Stranger: Oh, well, I don't know. I've only ever met one russian native.
You: And you don't believe TV? You are great)
Stranger: Ha, yeah, TV says russians are big, scary, nationalists.
You: Omg
You: Where is this television?)
Stranger: America. It's just in action movies and such.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi )
You: asl?
Stranger: 15m england
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: wow,still here?
You: yeah ))
Stranger: haha, everyone else disconnects :p
You: 25, f, russia
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: ))))))))))))
Stranger: :D
Stranger: hi
You: hi )
You: asl?
Stranger: 15m england
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: wow,still here?
You: yeah ))
Stranger: haha, everyone else disconnects :p
You: 25, f, russia
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: ))))))))))))
Stranger: :D
Предсказываю неделю новых стартапов на Хабрахабре. Раньше был поисковик музыки вконтакте, потом пинарики… Вот теперь каждый будет делать свой omegle с блекджеком и девушками.
Кстати, вот вам идея для затравки: сервис аналогичный omegle, только общение через веб-камеру. Не знаю, насколько это может быть успешно, но в любом случае интересно. Да и технически не такая уж и тривиальная задача.
Кстати, вот вам идея для затравки: сервис аналогичный omegle, только общение через веб-камеру. Не знаю, насколько это может быть успешно, но в любом случае интересно. Да и технически не такая уж и тривиальная задача.
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Почти все быстро выходят, вот с чуваком из румынии уже долго общаюсь. На тему компов, девушек)))
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Поломалося! :(
Мне не хватило собеседника!
Пойду на кухню с семьей пообщаюсь :)
Мне не хватило собеседника!
Пойду на кухню с семьей пообщаюсь :)
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sup /b/?
стоит сказать A SALKAMU ALEYKUM, и почемуто все сразу уходят(((((
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: donmark
Stranger: and you?
Stranger: asl?
You: russia
Stranger: then i'm iraqis
Stranger: donmark
Stranger: and you?
Stranger: asl?
You: russia
Stranger: then i'm iraqis
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You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hi 23 m russia
You: Пыщщщ :)
Stranger: and you?
You: с хабра?
Stranger: бля
You: ))
Stranger: ага
You: гыы )
You: та же фигня :)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hi 23 m russia
You: Пыщщщ :)
Stranger: and you?
You: с хабра?
Stranger: бля
You: ))
Stranger: ага
You: гыы )
You: та же фигня :)
Stranger: hong kong
You: whoa
Stranger:?
You: cool.
Stranger: u r cool 2
Stranger: hey u know tatu?
You: ha-ha
You: they're weird
Stranger: i like their music
You: then i don't :)
You: whoa
Stranger:?
You: cool.
Stranger: u r cool 2
Stranger: hey u know tatu?
You: ha-ha
You: they're weird
Stranger: i like their music
You: then i don't :)
You: tonight got drunk %)
Stranger: so that must mean you're older than me
Stranger: LOL
You: why so
Stranger: I'm 17
Stranger: I'm undersage
Stranger: I can't drink
You: but im sure you do
You: arent u
You: :)
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I don't drink at all
You: thats good too
Stranger: ^^ why? I heard it's good
You: u never will know until u try :)
You: well thats amazing i meet people never tried to drink for the first time really
Stranger: so that must mean you're older than me
Stranger: LOL
You: why so
Stranger: I'm 17
Stranger: I'm undersage
Stranger: I can't drink
You: but im sure you do
You: arent u
You: :)
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I don't drink at all
You: thats good too
Stranger: ^^ why? I heard it's good
You: u never will know until u try :)
You: well thats amazing i meet people never tried to drink for the first time really
попал на чувака с хабра. Но на хабре он только читал. Дал ему инвайт)
мне какой-то сектант попался))
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Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
Stranger: May I tell you something?
You: yеs)
Stranger: I've been watching you.
Stranger: The tedium, the monontony of your frivolous life must be overbearing.
Stranger: I've seen you shuffle down the sidewalk, shoulders slumped, desperate for change.
Stranger: Your life is about to change dramatically. Starting tomorrow, I'll be visiting…
You: are you of the sect?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I am an average person with above average abilities.
Stranger: Please do not lock the door. I'm tired of simply watching.
You: are you a vertiloquist?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I'm a shadow in your life.
Stranger: An anomaly.
Stranger: Haven't you seen me? I've been there all along.
You: oh, of course) and i'm a hero from Space)
Stranger: No. You're an office worker.
You: no, i'm a student.
Stranger: A student? You haven't reached that point in your life, yet.
Stranger: You'll get there.
You: you cant guess anything)
Stranger: I don't need to guess.
Stranger: I've seen what you'll become. What will happen.
Stranger: I'm sorry.
Stranger: From now on, look hard. I'll be watching you even closer…
Stranger: So much closer.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
Stranger: May I tell you something?
You: yеs)
Stranger: I've been watching you.
Stranger: The tedium, the monontony of your frivolous life must be overbearing.
Stranger: I've seen you shuffle down the sidewalk, shoulders slumped, desperate for change.
Stranger: Your life is about to change dramatically. Starting tomorrow, I'll be visiting…
You: are you of the sect?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I am an average person with above average abilities.
Stranger: Please do not lock the door. I'm tired of simply watching.
You: are you a vertiloquist?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I'm a shadow in your life.
Stranger: An anomaly.
Stranger: Haven't you seen me? I've been there all along.
You: oh, of course) and i'm a hero from Space)
Stranger: No. You're an office worker.
You: no, i'm a student.
Stranger: A student? You haven't reached that point in your life, yet.
Stranger: You'll get there.
You: you cant guess anything)
Stranger: I don't need to guess.
Stranger: I've seen what you'll become. What will happen.
Stranger: I'm sorry.
Stranger: From now on, look hard. I'll be watching you even closer…
Stranger: So much closer.
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Отчего-то многие воспринимают этот сервис как место для знакомства:
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Why most strangers afraid to talk witn russians?
Stranger: do not know
Stranger: u r russian
You: You don't?
Stranger: no
You: Yes I'am russian
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: so then i am afraid
Stranger: becoz i am not gay
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Why most strangers afraid to talk witn russians?
Stranger: do not know
Stranger: u r russian
You: You don't?
Stranger: no
You: Yes I'am russian
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: so then i am afraid
Stranger: becoz i am not gay
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You: heyheyhey
Stranger: ah, there you are
Stranger: how is david?
You: david is good
You: what about kevin?
Stranger: i didn't heard from him after the party last night
Stranger: i thaught he went back to your place?
You: nope
You: he not
You: so where the hell he gone??
Stranger: propably went home with frank, i guess
Stranger: you know they two always get a little cheeky after a few beers
Stranger: ah, there you are
Stranger: how is david?
You: david is good
You: what about kevin?
Stranger: i didn't heard from him after the party last night
Stranger: i thaught he went back to your place?
You: nope
You: he not
You: so where the hell he gone??
Stranger: propably went home with frank, i guess
Stranger: you know they two always get a little cheeky after a few beers
Спросил у незнакомца, что он знает про Russia.
Он, конечно, грамотно мне ссылку на вики английскую дал)
Он, конечно, грамотно мне ссылку на вики английскую дал)
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You: Пыщщ)
Stranger: 臣亮言：先帝創業未半而中道崩殂。今天下三分，益州疲弊，此誠危急存亡之秋也。然侍衞之臣，不懈於內；忠志之士，忘身於外者；蓋追先帝之殊遇，欲報之於陛下也。誠宜開張聖聽，以光先帝遺德，恢宏志士之氣；不宜妄自菲薄，引喻失義，以塞忠諫之路也。宮中、府中，俱為一體，陟罰臧否，不宜異同。若有作姦犯科，及為忠善者，宜付有司，論其刑賞，以昭陛下平明之治；不宜偏私，使內外異法也。侍中、侍郎郭攸之、費褘、董允等，此皆良實，志慮忠純，是以先帝簡拔以遺陛下。愚以為宮中之事，事無大小，悉以咨之，然後施行，必能裨補闕漏，有所廣益。將軍向寵，性行淑均，曉暢軍事，試用於昔日，先帝稱之曰能，是以衆議舉寵為督。愚以為營中之事，事無大小，悉以咨之，必能使行陣和睦，優劣得所也。親賢臣，遠小人，此先漢所以興隆也；親小人，遠賢臣，此後漢所以傾頹也。先帝在時，每與臣論此事，未嘗不歎息痛恨於桓、靈也。侍中尚書、長史、參軍，此悉貞良死節之臣也，願陛下親之、信之，則漢室之隆，可計日而待也。臣本布衣，躬耕於南陽，苟全性命於亂世，不求聞達於諸侯。先帝不以臣卑鄙，猥自枉屈，三顧臣於草廬之中，諮臣以當世之事。由是感激，遂許先帝以驅馳。後值傾覆，受任於敗軍之際，奉命於危難之間，爾來二十有一年矣。先帝知臣謹慎，故臨崩寄臣以大事也。受命以來，夙夜憂歎，恐託付不效，以傷先帝之明，故五月渡瀘，深入不毛。今南方已定，兵甲已足，當獎率三軍，北定中原。庶竭駑鈍，攘除姦凶，興復漢室，還於舊都。此臣所以報先帝，而忠陛下之職分也。至於斟酌損益，進盡忠言，則攸之、褘、允之任也。願陛下託臣以討賊興復之效；不效，則治臣之罪，以告先帝之靈。若無興德之言，則責攸之、褘、允之咎，以彰其慢。陛下亦宜自謀，以咨諏善道，察納雅言，深追先帝遺詔，臣不勝受恩感激。今當遠離，臨表涕泣，不知所云。 PTT鄉民魂 三十公分 台科精神 自強不息
ппц
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You: Пыщщ)
Stranger: 臣亮言：先帝創業未半而中道崩殂。今天下三分，益州疲弊，此誠危急存亡之秋也。然侍衞之臣，不懈於內；忠志之士，忘身於外者；蓋追先帝之殊遇，欲報之於陛下也。誠宜開張聖聽，以光先帝遺德，恢宏志士之氣；不宜妄自菲薄，引喻失義，以塞忠諫之路也。宮中、府中，俱為一體，陟罰臧否，不宜異同。若有作姦犯科，及為忠善者，宜付有司，論其刑賞，以昭陛下平明之治；不宜偏私，使內外異法也。侍中、侍郎郭攸之、費褘、董允等，此皆良實，志慮忠純，是以先帝簡拔以遺陛下。愚以為宮中之事，事無大小，悉以咨之，然後施行，必能裨補闕漏，有所廣益。將軍向寵，性行淑均，曉暢軍事，試用於昔日，先帝稱之曰能，是以衆議舉寵為督。愚以為營中之事，事無大小，悉以咨之，必能使行陣和睦，優劣得所也。親賢臣，遠小人，此先漢所以興隆也；親小人，遠賢臣，此後漢所以傾頹也。先帝在時，每與臣論此事，未嘗不歎息痛恨於桓、靈也。侍中尚書、長史、參軍，此悉貞良死節之臣也，願陛下親之、信之，則漢室之隆，可計日而待也。臣本布衣，躬耕於南陽，苟全性命於亂世，不求聞達於諸侯。先帝不以臣卑鄙，猥自枉屈，三顧臣於草廬之中，諮臣以當世之事。由是感激，遂許先帝以驅馳。後值傾覆，受任於敗軍之際，奉命於危難之間，爾來二十有一年矣。先帝知臣謹慎，故臨崩寄臣以大事也。受命以來，夙夜憂歎，恐託付不效，以傷先帝之明，故五月渡瀘，深入不毛。今南方已定，兵甲已足，當獎率三軍，北定中原。庶竭駑鈍，攘除姦凶，興復漢室，還於舊都。此臣所以報先帝，而忠陛下之職分也。至於斟酌損益，進盡忠言，則攸之、褘、允之任也。願陛下託臣以討賊興復之效；不效，則治臣之罪，以告先帝之靈。若無興德之言，則責攸之、褘、允之咎，以彰其慢。陛下亦宜自謀，以咨諏善道，察納雅言，深追先帝遺詔，臣不勝受恩感激。今當遠離，臨表涕泣，不知所云。 PTT鄉民魂 三十公分 台科精神 自強不息
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Stranger: We are looking for a boy name Fern. He is a 16 year old boy who's been acting strange latley around people and needs to be found and told a secret message. He always says 'Poop' to people on omegle if you see him you need to give him the message '' The Cake Is A Lie '' it's verry important that we finds him and gives him the message...Please help us find him. Please copy and send this message to all you meet on omegle so that we can find him faster.
You: hello there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 22 m ukraine
You: you?)
Stranger: 23 f ukraine
You: )))
You: kiddin' me?)
You: say smthn in ukrainian)))
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Облом… (((((
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 22 m ukraine
You: you?)
Stranger: 23 f ukraine
You: )))
You: kiddin' me?)
You: say smthn in ukrainian)))
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Облом… (((((
разработчики видимо не понимают, что задалбывает вопрос откуда ты. тут уже м\ж можно и не делать. вот страну или континент выбирать. облегчило бы жизнь и нервы сохранило.
тогда это ничем не будет отличаться от асечки.
в этом-то и фишка.
-who are you?
-stranger.
-me too.
в этом-то и фишка.
-who are you?
-stranger.
-me too.
Это не разработчики не понимают, что задалбывает, это толпа идиотов этого не понимает.
Такое ощущение, что им вбивают это гвоздем в голову в их голозадом децтве, что не задав стандартный набор хуаювереюфромфотизенейм разговаривать нельзя.
Такое ощущение, что им вбивают это гвоздем в голову в их голозадом децтве, что не задав стандартный набор хуаювереюфромфотизенейм разговаривать нельзя.
Вот так заходишь поутру на хабр, а здесь — англоязычный филиал бездны башорга…
Ахаххаах))) Ваще норм бля)))))
Боремся с педофилией!
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Stranger: CP
You: hi
You: CP ROCKS!
Stranger: U LIKE IT
You: yeah
You: fapfapfap
You: gimme your favorite pic
Stranger: what kind, age sex?
You: first gimme your favorite pic, and we will start playing
Stranger: answer first then i will…
You: f 10-12
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: u have pics?
You: i'm at work
You: its illegal here
Stranger: where do u get urs?
You: 4chan
Stranger: hard to find tho
Stranger: do u any other sites?
You: 2.bp.blogspot.com/.../hcop92.jpg //Фотка полицейского автомобиля
You: its for u
Stranger: LOLi was doing the same to u l
Stranger: pedos and /b/ cunts will burn in hell
You: yeah
Stranger: so many fukin pedos on this site!
You: so why you type CP in first message
You:?
Stranger: i ive been doing nthat to heaps of people to see i they reacte and reveaal their sick ways
Stranger: a few people have, sick fucks!
You: yep
You: so
You: see you
You: bye~
Stranger: cya
Stranger: pedos will die!
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Stranger: CP
You: hi
You: CP ROCKS!
Stranger: U LIKE IT
You: yeah
You: fapfapfap
You: gimme your favorite pic
Stranger: what kind, age sex?
You: first gimme your favorite pic, and we will start playing
Stranger: answer first then i will…
You: f 10-12
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: u have pics?
You: i'm at work
You: its illegal here
Stranger: where do u get urs?
You: 4chan
Stranger: hard to find tho
Stranger: do u any other sites?
You: 2.bp.blogspot.com/.../hcop92.jpg //Фотка полицейского автомобиля
You: its for u
Stranger: LOLi was doing the same to u l
Stranger: pedos and /b/ cunts will burn in hell
You: yeah
Stranger: so many fukin pedos on this site!
You: so why you type CP in first message
You:?
Stranger: i ive been doing nthat to heaps of people to see i they reacte and reveaal their sick ways
Stranger: a few people have, sick fucks!
You: yep
You: so
You: see you
You: bye~
Stranger: cya
Stranger: pedos will die!
Ну все, сейчас там осядут тысячи хаброюзеров и омегле превратиться в русский чат.
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You: hola
You: i am super mario looking for virgins
Stranger: Hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D:D:D:D:D
You: i am super mario looking for virgins
Stranger: Hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D:D:D:D:D
You: do you know Onotole?
Stranger: Oh, don't you mean Monotole? The Lord of erectile dysfunction and mighty savior who defeated the zombies from bikini bottom?
O_o
Stranger: Oh, don't you mean Monotole? The Lord of erectile dysfunction and mighty savior who defeated the zombies from bikini bottom?
O_o
корейская девочка мне написала письмо с прикольного домена @nate.com, захотелось такого-же.
нашел регистрацию, естественно все на корейском. гугл говорит примерно следующее:
Name and Social Security numbers as a way to determine whether the blindness,
Received certification of our technical / administrative protection measures will be protected by the thoroughly.
Social Security numbers of others who deny the use of less than three years in prison in accordance with applicable law or under ₩ 10,000,000 Be fined, so be sure to Enter your name and resident registration numbers.
Типа за ввод ложных данных штраф 8000 баксов, че.
нашел регистрацию, естественно все на корейском. гугл говорит примерно следующее:
Name and Social Security numbers as a way to determine whether the blindness,
Received certification of our technical / administrative protection measures will be protected by the thoroughly.
Social Security numbers of others who deny the use of less than three years in prison in accordance with applicable law or under ₩ 10,000,000 Be fined, so be sure to Enter your name and resident registration numbers.
Типа за ввод ложных данных штраф 8000 баксов, че.
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самое интересное общаться самому и паралельно следить за опытом комментаторов в этом посте :)
типа башорг ) куча цитат
С чего сделала такой вывод?
a) мой английский
b) Хабр
с) НЛО
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: where are your from
Stranger: you
You: from Habr and U?
Stranger: habr?
You: it's a UFO`s planet )) where are u from?
Stranger: pluto
You:neighbor!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: are you taiwanes?
a) мой английский
b) Хабр
с) НЛО
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: where are your from
Stranger: you
You: from Habr and U?
Stranger: habr?
You: it's a UFO`s planet )) where are u from?
Stranger: pluto
You:neighbor!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: are you taiwanes?
Stranger: do you have any hobbies?
You: Hm… I'm programmer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hm… I'm programmer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: 你好
You: дарова
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: дарова
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi man
Stranger: HI
Stranger: I AM WOMAN
Stranger: SPECIFICALLY
Stranger: A GIRL
You: Really? That's great, I've always thought that girls don't like internet
Stranger: YOU THOUGHT WRONG
You: BTW are you blond?
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU COME FROM
Stranger: I AM FROM CHINA
You: i am from russia
You: Why are you using CapsLock all the time&
Stranger: I DONOT KNOW WHAT IS CAPSLOCK
Видимо на китайской клавиатуре нет капслока…
Stranger: HI
Stranger: I AM WOMAN
Stranger: SPECIFICALLY
Stranger: A GIRL
You: Really? That's great, I've always thought that girls don't like internet
Stranger: YOU THOUGHT WRONG
You: BTW are you blond?
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU COME FROM
Stranger: I AM FROM CHINA
You: i am from russia
You: Why are you using CapsLock all the time&
Stranger: I DONOT KNOW WHAT IS CAPSLOCK
Видимо на китайской клавиатуре нет капслока…
Поговорил с турком из анкары, обсудили футбол и чемпионат европы)
Stranger: hi i am from taiwan
You: Yo!
You: I am from Ukraine
You: Shevchenko, Klitchko, Ruslana…
Stranger: Russia
Stranger: cool
You: Yo!
You: I am from Ukraine
You: Shevchenko, Klitchko, Ruslana…
Stranger: Russia
Stranger: cool
сначала пообщался с Голландией, обсудили пути развития совместного спорта, а именно открытие филиала Голден Глори в России. Он обещал поговорить с Бобом Шрайбером и Раймондом Декерсом на предмет проведения тренировок для наших спортсменов.
Вторым переговорщиком был «член» США. Он уверил что холодная война с Россией действительно закончена. Также было достигнуто соглашение нашим великим державам объединится против нашествия китайцев. Вообщем переговоры тоже прошли успешно))
P.S.: удачный день))
Вторым переговорщиком был «член» США. Он уверил что холодная война с Россией действительно закончена. Также было достигнуто соглашение нашим великим державам объединится против нашествия китайцев. Вообщем переговоры тоже прошли успешно))
P.S.: удачный день))
и пробовать не стану, выходные будут потеряны, до зимы оставим забаву: ))
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: for cybersex?
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: for cybersex?
Встретил человека с хабра( с его же позволения публикую):
You: привет
You: откуда?
Stranger: даров
Stranger: москва
You: пришел утром с хабра…
You: Украина!
Stranger: я тоже
You: уже часа 3 сижу
Stranger: уже второй час здесь убиваю
— спустя 15 минут общения
— You: приятно было пообщатся
Stranger: мне тоже
Stranger: удачи тебе!
Stranger: пойду кушать )
You: приятного апетита
Stranger: сенкс
You: пока
You: привет
You: откуда?
Stranger: даров
Stranger: москва
You: пришел утром с хабра…
You: Украина!
Stranger: я тоже
You: уже часа 3 сижу
Stranger: уже второй час здесь убиваю
— спустя 15 минут общения
— You: приятно было пообщатся
Stranger: мне тоже
Stranger: удачи тебе!
Stranger: пойду кушать )
You: приятного апетита
Stranger: сенкс
You: пока
Stranger: Are you tall? No. I'm small.
Stranger: No. I'm small. is mistyping
нехило так опечатался :)
а говорит, что не использует разговорник… =)
Stranger: No. I'm small. is mistyping
нехило так опечатался :)
а говорит, что не использует разговорник… =)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im boreed :(
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Im boreed :(
You have disconnected.
You: hi stranger
Stranger: Hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: Ukraine
You: ну здравствуй :D
Stranger: and u?
Stranger: ОООО
Stranger: фак
Stranger is typing…
Stranger: Hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: Ukraine
You: ну здравствуй :D
Stranger: and u?
Stranger: ОООО
Stranger: фак
Stranger is typing…
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: russia )
You: u?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i m 16 male korea
You: 25, female ))
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: girl!!!
You: ))))))))))))))
Stranger: hi
You: hi)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: russia )
You: u?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i m 16 male korea
You: 25, female ))
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: girl!!!
You: ))))))))))))))
Stranger: china?
You: Russia :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
что-то все чрезвычайно быстро отчаливают…
You: Russia :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
что-то все чрезвычайно быстро отчаливают…
Чето мне везет на азиатов.
Подскажите какой-нибудь чат зарубежный, не обязательно анонимный. Хочется именно язык посовершенствовать.
Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: david?
You: PUTIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: david?
You: PUTIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Пыщщщ
Stranger: 씨발년이
Stranger: 뒤질라고
Stranger: -__--_______---------
You: :))
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Пыщщщ
Stranger: 씨발년이
Stranger: 뒤질라고
Stranger: -__--_______---------
You: :))
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hey, i've got your ip
Stranger: ip...?
Stranger: why?
Stranger:…
You: *uploading tojan… 0%*
You: *upload completed*
You: hahaha
You: your computer now is in my hands
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ip...?
Stranger: why?
Stranger:…
You: *uploading tojan… 0%*
You: *upload completed*
You: hahaha
You: your computer now is in my hands
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Там уже все знают что кто-то ищет какого-то David'а :)
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Stranger: Hello
You: привет
Stranger: COMMUNIST-FAG!
Stranger: PUTIN FOR PRESIDENT!
You: :D
Stranger: LONG LIFE THE USSR
You: FOR MOTHERLAND RUSSIA!
Stranger: YES!
You: GOOD LUCK TO YOU, FRIEND!~~~ YANKIEE GO HOME!!!
Stranger: YES! CYA RUSSIAN-COMRAD!
You: привет
Stranger: COMMUNIST-FAG!
Stranger: PUTIN FOR PRESIDENT!
You: :D
Stranger: LONG LIFE THE USSR
You: FOR MOTHERLAND RUSSIA!
Stranger: YES!
You: GOOD LUCK TO YOU, FRIEND!~~~ YANKIEE GO HOME!!!
Stranger: YES! CYA RUSSIAN-COMRAD!
Stranger: m or f?
You: im f
Stranger: okey bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: im f
Stranger: okey bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
а сейчас пытаюсь помочь девушке из северной кореии поставить асю=)
да, у меня складывается такое впечатление, что аськой пользуются только в России.
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а я вот наоборот, благодаря omegle, msn начал пользоваться :)
кстати, про Северную Корею это она серьезно? :) там с южной кореи девушек много появилось
кстати, про Северную Корею это она серьезно? :) там с южной кореи девушек много появилось
В Северной Корее есть интернет и девушки-юзеры? %)
You: превед
Stranger: ооо!
You: hello?
Stranger: )))
Stranger: неа)
You: или может таки превед!!!
Stranger: таки-да
You: ну наконецто не Тайвань и не Китай
Stranger: ты у меня второй
Stranger: преведский)
Stranger: хабр,
Stranger:?
You: хабр!!! ))
Stranger: ооо!
You: hello?
Stranger: )))
Stranger: неа)
You: или может таки превед!!!
Stranger: таки-да
You: ну наконецто не Тайвань и не Китай
Stranger: ты у меня второй
Stranger: преведский)
Stranger: хабр,
Stranger:?
You: хабр!!! ))
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from&
You:?
Stranger: india
You: wow
Stranger: you from?
You: i am form russia
Stranger: Russia?
You: yes
Stranger: oh, good
Stranger: you girl?
You: no :)
Stranger: i'm sorry
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Stranger: hi
You: where are you from&
You:?
Stranger: india
You: wow
Stranger: you from?
You: i am form russia
Stranger: Russia?
You: yes
Stranger: oh, good
Stranger: you girl?
You: no :)
Stranger: i'm sorry
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You: What's up!
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN_23IX.EXE
UPLOADING TROJAN_24IX.EXE
…
UPLOADING TROJAN_AN.EXE
….UPLOAD COMPLETE!!!
You: LOADING YOUR VIRUSES BACK…
You:… SUCCESSFULL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN_23IX.EXE
UPLOADING TROJAN_24IX.EXE
…
UPLOADING TROJAN_AN.EXE
….UPLOAD COMPLETE!!!
You: LOADING YOUR VIRUSES BACK…
You:… SUCCESSFULL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
по Пыщщ можно определять хабровчан)) а вообще веселый сервис)
Отличный сервис! Просто и вместе с тем оригинально.
Хотя немешало бы всяких полезных фич навесить.
Хотя немешало бы всяких полезных фич навесить.
Мне кажется, или только у русских всегда множество смайлов после каждого слова?
Я уже троих угадал по приветствию «hi)))))»
Я уже троих угадал по приветствию «hi)))))»
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Спокойно, я обо всем договорился :)
Stranger: 17/ m/ usa-tx
You: oh! cool))
Stranger: you?
You: 22 m rus
You: :)
Stranger: russia?
You: yep)
Stranger: neat
You: you hate russia?
Stranger: i might make russia jokes
Stranger: try not to be offended
Stranger: not racist
Stranger: i love russians
Stranger: soviet union?
Stranger: cant get enough of that
You: yes
Stranger: what part of russia?
You: do you can write more simple? my english is not so good))
Stranger: k
Stranger: i do not speak russian
You: voronezh-city. its a central-west part)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: communism isn't so bad
Stranger: sickle and hammer
Stranger: more power to you
You: Oh) its not matter for me))
Stranger: remember the cold war?
You: i'm not politic
Stranger: we totally won
Stranger: me either
Stranger: im not politic
You: cold war is mistake, i think
Stranger: we should nuke other countries rather than each other
хD хорошо так поболтали. Показал ему как встроенную видюшку разгонять и новые игрухи через 3d analisys запускать xD
Stranger: 17/ m/ usa-tx
You: oh! cool))
Stranger: you?
You: 22 m rus
You: :)
Stranger: russia?
You: yep)
Stranger: neat
You: you hate russia?
Stranger: i might make russia jokes
Stranger: try not to be offended
Stranger: not racist
Stranger: i love russians
Stranger: soviet union?
Stranger: cant get enough of that
You: yes
Stranger: what part of russia?
You: do you can write more simple? my english is not so good))
Stranger: k
Stranger: i do not speak russian
You: voronezh-city. its a central-west part)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: communism isn't so bad
Stranger: sickle and hammer
Stranger: more power to you
You: Oh) its not matter for me))
Stranger: remember the cold war?
You: i'm not politic
Stranger: we totally won
Stranger: me either
Stranger: im not politic
You: cold war is mistake, i think
Stranger: we should nuke other countries rather than each other
хD хорошо так поболтали. Показал ему как встроенную видюшку разгонять и новые игрухи через 3d analisys запускать xD
You: yeah, ofcourse i speak russian)
You: wanna some?)
Stranger: show me please
You: да не вопрос)
Stranger:…
You: аниме вообще говоря гавно)
You: и смотрят его отстойники)
Stranger: my keyboard cant do that
Stranger: T_T
You: ofcorse)
Stranger: what that mean?
You: u can use google translate to translate this)
Stranger: i see\
You: well...i said somethin like...anime is good)))
Stranger: haha i guess it
You: what time is it now in Canada?
Stranger: nearly evening
You: mm...strange
Stranger: why\
You: i thoung about -8 hours between us
You: it's +3 GMT here
You: thought*
Stranger: off course i'm lie i'm japan
You: wanna some?)
Stranger: show me please
You: да не вопрос)
Stranger:…
You: аниме вообще говоря гавно)
You: и смотрят его отстойники)
Stranger: my keyboard cant do that
Stranger: T_T
You: ofcorse)
Stranger: what that mean?
You: u can use google translate to translate this)
Stranger: i see\
You: well...i said somethin like...anime is good)))
Stranger: haha i guess it
You: what time is it now in Canada?
Stranger: nearly evening
You: mm...strange
Stranger: why\
You: i thoung about -8 hours between us
You: it's +3 GMT here
You: thought*
Stranger: off course i'm lie i'm japan
You: HEIL
Stranger: SIEG
You: HEIL!
Stranger: tru
Stranger: white power
You: 1488
Stranger: SS-88
You: kriegsmarine
You: u know that stuff
You:?
Stranger: I think so
You: so i'd bet u are russian
Stranger: why
Stranger: next to it
You: soviet union!
Stranger: nope
Stranger: Finland
Stranger: We fought with Russia
Stranger: And germany help'd us
Stranger: SIEG
You: HEIL!
Stranger: tru
Stranger: white power
You: 1488
Stranger: SS-88
You: kriegsmarine
You: u know that stuff
You:?
Stranger: I think so
You: so i'd bet u are russian
Stranger: why
Stranger: next to it
You: soviet union!
Stranger: nope
Stranger: Finland
Stranger: We fought with Russia
Stranger: And germany help'd us
я не могу удержаться…
Stranger: people in my country have a big sxual power
Stranger: do u know it
You: THATS IN ROMANIA SO!
You: AR U ROMANIAN?
Stranger: hahaha no
Stranger: anfortunatly no
You: UMM THEN I DONT KNOW))
You: DO U HAVE BIG SEXUAL OPOWER TOO!
You:?
Stranger: turkey
You: OH REALLY
Stranger: ya
Stranger: yes i have
You: DID YOU EVER HAD SEX?
You: WITH A GIRL
Stranger: hhhhh
Stranger: unfortunatly no
Stranger: people in my country have a big sxual power
Stranger: do u know it
You: THATS IN ROMANIA SO!
You: AR U ROMANIAN?
Stranger: hahaha no
Stranger: anfortunatly no
You: UMM THEN I DONT KNOW))
You: DO U HAVE BIG SEXUAL OPOWER TOO!
You:?
Stranger: turkey
You: OH REALLY
Stranger: ya
Stranger: yes i have
You: DID YOU EVER HAD SEX?
You: WITH A GIRL
Stranger: hhhhh
Stranger: unfortunatly no
Stranger: Where's david?
You: ушел
Stranger: russian
Stranger: hurrrr
You: сказал что вернется
Stranger: devil's speak
You: ушел
Stranger: russian
Stranger: hurrrr
You: сказал что вернется
Stranger: devil's speak
выведал у китайца их самую популярную соц сеть, и почему-то даже не удивился его внешнему виду ) www.xiaonei.com/
Stranger: would you like to suck big black dick?
You: fuck you
Stranger: why?
Stranger: if you do't want… just say it
Stranger: m or f?
You: male
You: from Russia
Stranger: so
Stranger: what city?
You: Moscow
Stranger: сщщд
Stranger: )))
You: ^))))))))
You: вот ты мудак
Stranger: ланн те
Stranger: не пень)))
You: ты откуда?
Stranger: оттуда же
You: на хабре был?
Stranger: че такое хабра&
You: fuck you
Stranger: why?
Stranger: if you do't want… just say it
Stranger: m or f?
You: male
You: from Russia
Stranger: so
Stranger: what city?
You: Moscow
Stranger: сщщд
Stranger: )))
You: ^))))))))
You: вот ты мудак
Stranger: ланн те
Stranger: не пень)))
You: ты откуда?
Stranger: оттуда же
You: на хабре был?
Stranger: че такое хабра&
You: рун
Stranger: i love you
You: hey
Stranger: ох, нет. уже не люблю =)
You: аахахаха
Stranger: i love you
You: hey
Stranger: ох, нет. уже не люблю =)
You: аахахаха
Stranger: Hey. Is Schrödinger's cat alive, or dead?
You: sup
You: ummm
You: i dont know, cause the box is closed now
Stranger: Good.
You: you are from western europe, amirite?
Stranger: How does it feel to be the first person to answer something smart about that, tonight?
You: sup
You: ummm
You: i dont know, cause the box is closed now
Stranger: Good.
You: you are from western europe, amirite?
Stranger: How does it feel to be the first person to answer something smart about that, tonight?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: United Forever in Friendship and Labour,
Our mighty Republics will ever endure.
The Great Soviet Union will Live through the Ages.
The Dream of a People their fortress secure.
Long Live our Soviet Motherland, built by the People's mighty hand.
Long Live our People, United and Free.
Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag Inspire,
Shining in Glory for all Men to see.
Through Days dark and stormy where Great Lenin Lead us
Our Eyes saw the Bright Sun of Freedom above
and Stalin our Leader with Faith in the People,
Inspired us to Build up the Land that we Love.
Long Live our Soviet Motherland, built by the People's mighty hand.
Long Live our People, United and Free.
Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag Inspire,
Shining in Glory for all Men to see.
We fought for the Future, destroyed the invader,
and Brought to our Homeland the Laurels of Fame.
Our Glory will live in the Memory of Nations
and All Generations will Honour Her Name.
Long Live our Soviet Motherland, built by the People's mighty hand.
Long Live our People, United and Free.
Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag Inspire,
Shining in Glory for all Men to see.
Stranger: i am bjorn
Stranger: i am heavy weapons guy
You: oh yes?
Stranger: and this is my weapon
Stranger: |_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
You: OMG!
You: are you american?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am from great motherland of russia!
You: thats good for you ~~
You: so, you probably know habr.ru?
Stranger: no that woud be your mother
You: United Forever in Friendship and Labour,
Our mighty Republics will ever endure.
The Great Soviet Union will Live through the Ages.
The Dream of a People their fortress secure.
Long Live our Soviet Motherland, built by the People's mighty hand.
Long Live our People, United and Free.
Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag Inspire,
Shining in Glory for all Men to see.
Through Days dark and stormy where Great Lenin Lead us
Our Eyes saw the Bright Sun of Freedom above
and Stalin our Leader with Faith in the People,
Inspired us to Build up the Land that we Love.
Long Live our Soviet Motherland, built by the People's mighty hand.
Long Live our People, United and Free.
Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag Inspire,
Shining in Glory for all Men to see.
We fought for the Future, destroyed the invader,
and Brought to our Homeland the Laurels of Fame.
Our Glory will live in the Memory of Nations
and All Generations will Honour Her Name.
Long Live our Soviet Motherland, built by the People's mighty hand.
Long Live our People, United and Free.
Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag Inspire,
Shining in Glory for all Men to see.
Stranger: i am bjorn
Stranger: i am heavy weapons guy
You: oh yes?
Stranger: and this is my weapon
Stranger: |_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
You: OMG!
You: are you american?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am from great motherland of russia!
You: thats good for you ~~
You: so, you probably know habr.ru?
Stranger: no that woud be your mother
Stranger: Do you or someone you know have a zombie problem?
You: Zombie is around us
Stranger: Zombies everywhere, zombies everywhere
Stranger: they're coming for your brains and it's too late to change
You: Oh, no! Not my brains))
Stranger: omnomnom nom brains
Stranger: ^^^is what they'll say
Stranger: I wonder if supermodels would still look hot as zombies
You: I'm not scare. I have good helmet))
Stranger: me too
Stranger: well, gotta go save teh world
Stranger: bai
You: Zombie is around us
Stranger: Zombies everywhere, zombies everywhere
Stranger: they're coming for your brains and it's too late to change
You: Oh, no! Not my brains))
Stranger: omnomnom nom brains
Stranger: ^^^is what they'll say
Stranger: I wonder if supermodels would still look hot as zombies
You: I'm not scare. I have good helmet))
Stranger: me too
Stranger: well, gotta go save teh world
Stranger: bai
You: russia?
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: no
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you?
You: russia
Stranger: m or f?
You: vodka
You: bear
You: ushanka
Stranger: suka
You: blyad
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: no
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you?
You: russia
Stranger: m or f?
You: vodka
You: bear
You: ushanka
Stranger: suka
You: blyad
обычный разговор состоялся с кореянкой…
прошу сильно не бить!
Stranger: hey
You: go
Stranger: will you marry me?
You: sure
You: are you rich?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i have building, and car and so on
You: how much do you got?
You: i love money
Stranger: and i am the love of your life
You: i could be everything for you… i mean for your money
You: i got a hangover right now! :(
Stranger: huh you are so realistic
You: where are you from?
Stranger: i am korean and u?
You: russian :D
Stranger: wow i've never met russian in this site
You: really? it's should be many of them here, i think
You: and i have many korean friends
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how?
You: and with some of them i playing in rock band
You: coz i live in hong kong
Stranger: wow you are rocker
You: yeah!
You: our guitarist is korean — my best friend
Stranger: cool
You: he calls me brother!
You: :)
Stranger: good
You: and how about you? which city do you live in?
Stranger: hmm do you know daegu?
Stranger: the 3rd city of korea
You: nope, what is this?
Stranger: do you know seoul?
You: yeah!
Stranger: the capital city
Stranger: and busan, 2nd city and next is daegu
You: i got 2 friends from Seoul
Stranger: good
You: i see!
Stranger: hong kong is great city right?
You: not bad, i like it ;) have you been here?
Stranger: i am going to visit hongkong and macao
You: thats good plan!
Stranger: when i have free time and money :)
You: how about mainland china?
You: :D
Stranger: i already went there
You: where have you been?
Stranger: shanghai, one year before
Stranger: did you go there?
You: i see, actually right now i am in guangzhou… on business trip…
You: yes, sure
Stranger: you are rocker and you have another job
You: i always go to shanghai and many others chinese towns
Stranger: cool
You: right!
You: hold on :)
Stranger: okey
You: oh sorry
Stranger: is something happened?
You: i am computer programmer… and in free time playing music with friends
You: just got a call :)
You: now its ok
Stranger: okey
Stranger: computer programmer… cool job!
Stranger: many of my friends's major is computer science
You: and you? work\study\other? :)
Stranger: this year i graduted univ and i work part time job
You: i see! whats is your major?
Stranger: pharmacy
You: cool!
Stranger: but working in pharmacy is a little boring
Stranger: easy but as a result of that, it is boring
You: i think be a programmer is more boring :D
Stranger: programmer is hard job in korea
You: you just always sit and write a code… oh, without misic i gonna die =)
Stranger: i understand you
Stranger: i study some C++ code but it is so hard to me
You: how did you know about this website?
You: :)
Stranger: this website is so popular in korea
Stranger: do you know dc inside, the popular korean site?
You: really? i just knew about it today
You: nope
Stranger: it is the largest community site, i knew it by that site
Stranger: so many koreans in here
You: oh i see
You: yes i met 2 girls b4 =)
Stranger: b4?
You: before
Stranger: aha
Stranger: in this website?
You: but they left me so fast!
You: yes, maybe just 20-30 minutes ago
Stranger: haha this is happened often
Stranger: when i say i am korean, most of them left
You: after i said that iam russian, they left so fast! :D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: you are great english speaker i envy you
You: not really… :) i just learned it 6 month
Stranger: isn't english common language in russia?
You: nope, i learned in HK… very less people could speak english in Russia
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: i want to go there hk
Stranger: i heard that many good items are cheap in there
You: hold on
Stranger: yep you are so busy
You: sorry
Stranger: it is alright
You: haha. so many phone calls today
Stranger: you must be popular person
You: hehe… maybe for russians people in HK… 50 % of them know me
Stranger: wow you are so famous people
You: hey, what is your sex? i still don't know with who i talking last 10 minutes :)
You: this is the longest chat i ever had here :)
Stranger: i am 24/f i also don't know about you
Stranger: i chated yesterday 1 hours to one person
You: 24/m :D My name is Alex
Stranger: wow same age
Stranger: you can call me just park
You: whoah, you seem to be very chatfull person :)
Stranger: not actually, just wondering this web site
Stranger: in offline i am a little timid person
You: me too, saw the link from one bigest russian IT community… and it just blowed me on
Stranger: haha i usually chat in this site in my free time when i first know this site, about 1 weeks before
Stranger: oh my professior will come, here is his car's sound
Stranger: actually i am in lab
You: my god, i still haven't sleep today
You: oh really?
Stranger: yep sorry
You: ok, so good luck...and write me your msn ;)
Stranger: okey ***@naver.com
You: see you there :D
Stranger: okey nice talking to u
прошу сильно не бить!
Stranger: hey
You: go
Stranger: will you marry me?
You: sure
You: are you rich?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i have building, and car and so on
You: how much do you got?
You: i love money
Stranger: and i am the love of your life
You: i could be everything for you… i mean for your money
You: i got a hangover right now! :(
Stranger: huh you are so realistic
You: where are you from?
Stranger: i am korean and u?
You: russian :D
Stranger: wow i've never met russian in this site
You: really? it's should be many of them here, i think
You: and i have many korean friends
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how?
You: and with some of them i playing in rock band
You: coz i live in hong kong
Stranger: wow you are rocker
You: yeah!
You: our guitarist is korean — my best friend
Stranger: cool
You: he calls me brother!
You: :)
Stranger: good
You: and how about you? which city do you live in?
Stranger: hmm do you know daegu?
Stranger: the 3rd city of korea
You: nope, what is this?
Stranger: do you know seoul?
You: yeah!
Stranger: the capital city
Stranger: and busan, 2nd city and next is daegu
You: i got 2 friends from Seoul
Stranger: good
You: i see!
Stranger: hong kong is great city right?
You: not bad, i like it ;) have you been here?
Stranger: i am going to visit hongkong and macao
You: thats good plan!
Stranger: when i have free time and money :)
You: how about mainland china?
You: :D
Stranger: i already went there
You: where have you been?
Stranger: shanghai, one year before
Stranger: did you go there?
You: i see, actually right now i am in guangzhou… on business trip…
You: yes, sure
Stranger: you are rocker and you have another job
You: i always go to shanghai and many others chinese towns
Stranger: cool
You: right!
You: hold on :)
Stranger: okey
You: oh sorry
Stranger: is something happened?
You: i am computer programmer… and in free time playing music with friends
You: just got a call :)
You: now its ok
Stranger: okey
Stranger: computer programmer… cool job!
Stranger: many of my friends's major is computer science
You: and you? work\study\other? :)
Stranger: this year i graduted univ and i work part time job
You: i see! whats is your major?
Stranger: pharmacy
You: cool!
Stranger: but working in pharmacy is a little boring
Stranger: easy but as a result of that, it is boring
You: i think be a programmer is more boring :D
Stranger: programmer is hard job in korea
You: you just always sit and write a code… oh, without misic i gonna die =)
Stranger: i understand you
Stranger: i study some C++ code but it is so hard to me
You: how did you know about this website?
You: :)
Stranger: this website is so popular in korea
Stranger: do you know dc inside, the popular korean site?
You: really? i just knew about it today
You: nope
Stranger: it is the largest community site, i knew it by that site
Stranger: so many koreans in here
You: oh i see
You: yes i met 2 girls b4 =)
Stranger: b4?
You: before
Stranger: aha
Stranger: in this website?
You: but they left me so fast!
You: yes, maybe just 20-30 minutes ago
Stranger: haha this is happened often
Stranger: when i say i am korean, most of them left
You: after i said that iam russian, they left so fast! :D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: you are great english speaker i envy you
You: not really… :) i just learned it 6 month
Stranger: isn't english common language in russia?
You: nope, i learned in HK… very less people could speak english in Russia
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: i want to go there hk
Stranger: i heard that many good items are cheap in there
You: hold on
Stranger: yep you are so busy
You: sorry
Stranger: it is alright
You: haha. so many phone calls today
Stranger: you must be popular person
You: hehe… maybe for russians people in HK… 50 % of them know me
Stranger: wow you are so famous people
You: hey, what is your sex? i still don't know with who i talking last 10 minutes :)
You: this is the longest chat i ever had here :)
Stranger: i am 24/f i also don't know about you
Stranger: i chated yesterday 1 hours to one person
You: 24/m :D My name is Alex
Stranger: wow same age
Stranger: you can call me just park
You: whoah, you seem to be very chatfull person :)
Stranger: not actually, just wondering this web site
Stranger: in offline i am a little timid person
You: me too, saw the link from one bigest russian IT community… and it just blowed me on
Stranger: haha i usually chat in this site in my free time when i first know this site, about 1 weeks before
Stranger: oh my professior will come, here is his car's sound
Stranger: actually i am in lab
You: my god, i still haven't sleep today
You: oh really?
Stranger: yep sorry
You: ok, so good luck...and write me your msn ;)
Stranger: okey ***@naver.com
You: see you there :D
Stranger: okey nice talking to u
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi)
Stranger: what are u doing here?
You: Just looking around :)
You: Where are you from? :)
Stranger: if i say — you will disconnect (
You: Почему?
Stranger: бля)
Stranger: родной)
Stranger: hi)
Stranger: what are u doing here?
You: Just looking around :)
You: Where are you from? :)
Stranger: if i say — you will disconnect (
You: Почему?
Stranger: бля)
Stranger: родной)
У меня весело получилось) Вот начало:
Stranger: Aloha…
You: Muhaha! I'm God.
You: U lucky
Stranger: oh my god…
Stranger: god, where are you from?
You: I'm everywhere, my son
Stranger: can you tell me International Friendly Football Match
France vs Nigeria, who win?
You: France, my son
Stranger: God, do you msn?
You: No. God have only icq & jabber.
Stranger: facebook?
You: Nope. God can't be there.
Stranger: France win? why?
You: Because I want it.
Stranger: god is french?
You: God from Sun.
Stranger: Aloha…
You: Muhaha! I'm God.
You: U lucky
Stranger: oh my god…
Stranger: god, where are you from?
You: I'm everywhere, my son
Stranger: can you tell me International Friendly Football Match
France vs Nigeria, who win?
You: France, my son
Stranger: God, do you msn?
You: No. God have only icq & jabber.
Stranger: facebook?
You: Nope. God can't be there.
Stranger: France win? why?
You: Because I want it.
Stranger: god is french?
You: God from Sun.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: рщ
You: hi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: whats the first word mean?
You: this is unholy brutal plan of Putin %)
Stranger: as in Vladimir Putin?
You: yep! ;)
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: рщ
You: hi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: whats the first word mean?
You: this is unholy brutal plan of Putin %)
Stranger: as in Vladimir Putin?
You: yep! ;)
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello
You: What are upu from
You: you*
You: Where
You: *
You: Where are you from
Stranger: england
You: Boy
You:?
Stranger: girl
You: O_o
Stranger: what?
You: My name is Viktor
You: I am from georgia
Stranger: hi viktor
You: You are good girl
You: but i vkontakte
Stranger: BYE SUCKA
Stranger: Hello
You: What are upu from
You: you*
You: Where
You: *
You: Where are you from
Stranger: england
You: Boy
You:?
Stranger: girl
You: O_o
Stranger: what?
You: My name is Viktor
You: I am from georgia
Stranger: hi viktor
You: You are good girl
You: but i vkontakte
Stranger: BYE SUCKA
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